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pisses me off that i geninuely cant talk about how shitty this job is (bc it is.) without it seeming im ungrateful. like how are the 2 things even connected.

just let me vent and say my things. promise you it’ll pass and i can move on. it just so irritating. literally have some of the crappist coworkers ever.

manager is devious and playing her sancho. omg they both have kids and he has a wife. like wow. but they give me a lot of feedback and will go over things if i need help or if i fuck up. also doesnt police me as much though the passive agressiveness is kinda ugly at times.

k is the controlling, suffocating asshat who things their better than ever one else. news flash im not stupid stop treating me like im missing half my brain. its only been my 1st month here, im bound to STILL ask a bunch of questions and not know ever damn detail. its not bc im dumb. im forgotful and dont have that “professional” thing going on yet. give me a damn break, let it build. you condesencing prick.

t is always late and has some damn excuse and a tad lazy. but other than that he’s cool, no complaints about much else. he’s calmer and lets me learn on the job. wr can actually carry a conversation and never faults me if i do something wrong. i appericate that. i get along super well with him though somethings get on my nerves.

n is an perv but he’s honorable. i know he talks shit about me behind my back but whatever. we actually get alone well. though he can be awful sometimes. had to set a boundary around myself about how he can greet me. i dont accept hugs unless its something personal but other than that no hugs.

Ism is kinda funny deliemma. he knows i dislike pickup lines and oneliners and thats how he loves to irritate me. his always trying to get my attention and then say something dumb. but his dependable, i feel bad that i mess up orders at least 5 times a day. at least its better than half of them. sometimes i just wanna say im gay, maybe that’ll give him something to mull over but i think it would just be a way to get everyone to dislike me.

pq is…. we dont talk much. its strictly business. always smells like booze. and im SURE he talks shit about me. everyone does. im the newbie. this is a nuetral one really. i wanna keep it that way.

G IS a dweeb and not in a funny way. more lime he doesnt want to do his job or finds some excuse to not do it. mostly nuetral. its kinda widespread consences that he should be fired or at least pull his own weight better. this place is HIGHLY understaffed.

p i have very little complaints about. i know he talks shit about me. since we dont talk too often its been mostly positive. since he’s been here a long time. sometimes i wish that he updated me more on the status our prep. but he does his job(most of the time) and its good.

pan is… hmmm well its mostly okay. but i know his NOT A GOOD PERSON. taking money for unspoken favors is shady. out of everyone he is defintely the most shady. sometimes he glares at me and he has one evil laugh. really gets my anxious up there. i usually keep my distance.

j is. j is crazy. one wild card. out of everyone i dislike him the most. hands down one of the worst coworkers i have..i dont trust him at all. thats not even his real name and i dont wanna know anymore than the superifical. huge creepo alert. like honestly i do suspect he might sexually assault women or worse a fullblown rapist. his sweet talking is futile. i already know. also i know you def talk shit behind my back.

my boss is… im grateful to have a job. really i am. but his one slimy bastard. and treats me like im incompentent and rarely smiles or even has anything positive to say. i have very little respect for him.

so there. what ive been dealing with. i feel better just venting.

:c

wehh this job is so shitty. and my coworkers have this habit of making it even shittier. gosh i just wanna get better and leave it. sorry but not sorry its awful. i dont wanna be here for more than 6 months

ugh. work.

damn i really want a second job

depraved-heart-murder:

appropriately-inappropriate:

dykeprivilege:

jessicabeachgirl:

seethestarsablaze:

heyimrudeacid:

lesbii-cool:

*starts a fire in my kitchen*

*starts fire in my bedroom*

Omfg. Um. Hello there.

*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*

*gets trapped in lift*

The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—
And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.
Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground. In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.
And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke. In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.
Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.
So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.

Whoa.

depraved-heart-murder:

appropriately-inappropriate:

dykeprivilege:

jessicabeachgirl:

seethestarsablaze:

heyimrudeacid:

lesbii-cool:

*starts a fire in my kitchen*

*starts fire in my bedroom*

Omfg. Um. Hello there.

*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*

*gets trapped in lift*

The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—

And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.

Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground.
In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.

And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke.
In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.

Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.

So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.

Whoa.

are you gay?
straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
gay people: hella
pan/bi/poly people: ish?
are you straight?
straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
gay people: nah
pan/bi/poly people: ish?

actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

rai-a-day:

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

My favorite part is “Harassment is an unfortunate part of climbing the ladder.”

feeling accomplished that someone would consider hiring me on the spot when i develop skill for crafting ice cream/gelato. guess what im doing this summer? get paid to craft ice cream?!

hella!

telling me how it is wont really make me feel bad. keeping the info from me, especially if its important is.

also its kinda weird how im kind to my coworkers, even if they drive me crazy, still find enough thoughtfulness to be a complete asshat.

i can barely remember the things i have to do at work. at least im good with dealing with customers. i rarely get complaints about my work ethic. im SUPER DUPER forgetful though, its not bc i want to be. literally as soon as the delivery dude is out the door i forgot he left. i mean its kinda nice cause i can focus on other things but it makes closing tickets a bitch.

fatimathinks:

If you ever look down at someone who doesn’t speak english and therefore brush off everything they have to say, I will personally go out of my way to tell you what a piece of shit you are.

marypsue:

Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.

gosh i hate my job, boss and coworkers.

edgebug:

sincerely, a person who has been on prozac for 9 years

this is in response to some shitty stuff i’ve seen on my dash recently. it’s super simplified, so if you’d like to know some more indepth stuff on how exactly it works, google it—OR BETTER YET actually talk to a mental health doctor psychiatrist person wow